Ask Nikki: Is porn the same as cheating?

Dear Nikki, my girlfriend says watching porn is as bad as sex with another girl. She’s crazy right?

Good Nikki says:

Watching porn isn’t bad. Watching porn instead of having sex with your girlfriend is kinda lousy though. Watch less porn is good advice in general. Don’t do it so much when she’s around, or will be around. Let that tension build up instead and spend it all on her. And don’t call your girlfriend crazy.

Bad Nikki says:

I can see her point. Basically those girls are hotter and sluttier. Don’t argue with her on this, you can’t win. Tell her you respectively disagree and that you’ll do what generations of men have done – hide your porn. Don’t let her see it if it upsets her. I don’t think that’s at all unreasonable.