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The fine art of penis play

The fine art of penis play

Recently while flipping and flopping (flopping and flipping) my husband’s penis, I asked myself – do other girls like to flop penises? And then I thought, do guys like having…

Two doms in one night

Two doms in one night

The last time hubby and I went to the fetish club he amused himself by tieing me to a stripper pole when he needed to go to the bar. He…

Vampire Slut

Vampire Slut

Fangs glisten. Bodies collide. See you on the other side. -Nikki

My Black Swan

My Black Swan

Black Swan is a 2010 movie that I only got around to watching recently. My husband recommended it because we’re both fans of psychologic thrillers. He really sold it when…

Victorian women & their vibrators

Victorian women & their vibrators

Have you heard the story about Victorian women going to their doctors and being diagnosed with “hysteria”? The catch-all for anxiety, depression, period pain and a whole bunch of real…

Me & the Hot Couple

Me & the Hot Couple

I’d been casually dating the hot couple for a while before they invited me to their place for “the threesome”. I asked hubby’s permission and then confirmed. I was really…

Does size matter?

Does size matter?

Guys sometimes talk to me about penis size. They bring it up, I swear. They want to know if they’re big enough. They ask what’s the biggest I’ve had. They…

Ask Nikki: Is porn the same as cheating?

Ask Nikki: Is porn the same as cheating?

Dear Nikki, my girlfriend says watching porn is as bad as sex with another girl. She’s crazy right? Good Nikki says: Watching porn isn’t bad. Watching porn instead of having…

Time for change

Time for change

I’ve filmed, edited and published thirty videos discussing my sex life and my sexual history. I’ve admitted to things on camera that I bearly acknowledged before the Smutling project began….

Fakes

Fakes

I’m lucky enough to receive fan art occasionally. Examples of this are below. I am very flattered and pleased to share with you these excellent and fun Photoshop fakes staring…

Sex Pajamas

Sex Pajamas

I have basic clothes making skills. I’d love one day to launch a line of sexy lingerie. It was during a conversation with hubby about sexy bedroom wear that he…

You scratch my back…

You scratch my back…

Trading sex for money is illegal. I can’t imagine why but it is. I assume trading sex for valuable objects like jewellery is the same. Is it illegal to trade…

Where my life with Hubby began

Where my life with Hubby began

Alongside my sex life, many readers are interested in my love life. I get questions about how hubby and I met, how we got married and what our life is…

Spoil me

Spoil me

Generally speaking the Internet has been incredibly kind and welcoming to me. The cleavage might have helped. Who knows? Regardless, I’ve been asked a few times if I have a…

My Star Wars Cosplay

My Star Wars Cosplay

After my Seven of Nine cosplay I started receiving suggestions and requests.¬† By far the most popular suggestion was Padme Amidala from Star Wars. I have to admit I’m not…

My Tattoo

My Tattoo

I never thought I’d ever get a tattoo. Never thought I’d have something that I really wanted tattooed on me. Don’t get me wrong, I can admire and enjoy quality…

My dark confession

My dark confession

I have a confession to make. Something I don’t think I’ve admitted to anyone before. I want to sleep with a black man. A tall, strong, imposing man who uses…

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